Everything from Diddly Squat in our Christmas range, pre-order now and shipped the day the container lands.
Bring the magic of a British Christmas to your home in 2026! Our Diddly Squat Fudge - 150g is a festive favourite from the UK, perfect for Christma...
View full detailsShortbread with a job description. Diddly Squat Farm Dunkers British Shortbread are named for exactly what you are going to do with them: into the ...
View full detailsBring the magic of a British Christmas to your home in 2026! Our Diddly Squat Hot Seed Mustard - 190g is a festive favourite from the UK, perfect f...
View full detailsBring the magic of a British Christmas to your home in 2026! Our Diddly Squat Habanero Chilli Chutney - 280g is a festive favourite from the UK, pe...
View full detailsYou have watched a man who used to review supercars try to work out a tractor. Now you can put his farm on your toast.Diddly Squat Farm Blackberry ...
View full detailsYou have watched the man lose arguments with sheep, tractors and the council. Now you can spread the results on your toast. Diddly Squat Farm Straw...
View full detailsJeremy Clarkson spent several series of television proving that farming is mostly mud, weather and things going wrong. These are one of the bits th...
View full detailsYou have watched this farm try, and quite often fail, to make money for several series now. The least you can do is eat its jam. Diddly Squat Farm ...
View full detailsJeremy Clarkson has given Britain a farm shop, a television series and a fair few arguments with the local council. He has also put his farm's name...
View full detailsEvery ham sandwich deserves a bit of yellow. Diddly Squat Farm Piccalilli brings it, from the farm half of Britain watched Jeremy Clarkson try, and...
View full detailsThe farm off the telly made a chutney, and naturally it has beer in the name. Diddly Squat Farm Real Ale Chutney is the jar people pick up at the f...
View full detailsBuying for the person who would rather have something good in a jar than another pair of socks? Diddly Squat gives you somewhere useful to start. There are preserves for breakfast, savoury jars for the Christmas table and biscuits for the person putting the kettle on.
Choose a sweet pair, a savoury pair or a few things you know they will actually open. A Christmas gift that gets used is doing its job, even if the wrapping was not your finest work.
Blackberry Jam and Strawberry Jam make a straightforward sweet pairing. Add them to a breakfast present for someone whose idea of a quiet Christmas morning begins with toast.
You have watched a man who used to review supercars try to work out a tractor. Now you can put his farm on your toast.Diddly Squat Farm Blackberry ...
View full detailsYou have watched the man lose arguments with sheep, tractors and the council. Now you can spread the results on your toast. Diddly Squat Farm Straw...
View full detailsRed Onion Marmalade and Piccalilli give the savoury jar enthusiast two familiar directions. Useful company for a Christmas spread, and a good excuse to bring out another spoon.
Jeremy Clarkson has given Britain a farm shop, a television series and a fair few arguments with the local council. He has also put his farm's name...
View full detailsEvery ham sandwich deserves a bit of yellow. Diddly Squat Farm Piccalilli brings it, from the farm half of Britain watched Jeremy Clarkson try, and...
View full detailsDunkers British Shortbread and Honey & Oat Biscuits make the biscuit part of the present easy. You can leave the question of whether to dunk them to the recipient.
Shortbread with a job description. Diddly Squat Farm Dunkers British Shortbread are named for exactly what you are going to do with them: into the ...
View full detailsJeremy Clarkson spent several series of television proving that farming is mostly mud, weather and things going wrong. These are one of the bits th...
View full detailsBlackberry Jam and Strawberry Jam are the fruit-jam choices in these picks. They are a useful pair for someone who takes the breakfast toast round seriously.
A savoury jar: dark, sticky and sweet-sharp, made for sitting beside a wedge of cheddar. Diddly Squat Farm Red Onion Marmalade also gets on famously with a cold pork pie, so it is the one for the person who heads straight to the cheeseboard.
Yes, and the name gives away the plan: Dunkers British Shortbread and Dunkers Honey & Oat Biscuits are built for a trip into the tea. Tuck a packet beside a jar of jam and you have covered breakfast and elevenses in one present.
With us, at The Great British Shop in Halifax, and we ship across Canada. The jams, piccalilli and Dunkers are all here, along with Chilli Jam and Habanero Chilli Chutney for anyone who likes a kick, and not a queue down a Cotswolds lane in sight.
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The Christmas range lands from the UK in early November.
The day it arrives we unpack it, pack your order and send it on its way. Advent calendars go first, and everything reaches you within a few days wherever you are in Canada.
Order now and it has your name on it. The favourites go early every year. The people who leave it until December are the ones who miss out.
