Cadbury Dairy Milk Chopped Hazelnut Bar - 95g

Dairy Milk is the bar most British people quietly measure every other bar against, and the chopped hazelnut one is its crunchier sibling. Fruit & Nut gets the attention. This one just gets eaten.

People in Canada search for it because memory is fussy. It wants the exact bar from school trips, train journeys and Sunday nights in front of the telly, the UK Cadbury with the taste you would know with your eyes shut.

It is a 95g bar, scored into squares that snap cleanly into rows for sharing, in theory. Keep it somewhere cool and out of the sun, in the cupboard rather than the fridge, and it keeps its snap. It also travels well in a coat pocket, briefly.

It tends to go in the basket with a box of proper British tea, a few packets of crisps and whatever biscuits someone has been missing. One bar for the drive home, one for later, and a story about the second one that nobody quite believes.